Day 10: Absolutely bonkers

(in response to the NaPoWriMo.net prompt of the day, to write an Abcedarian poem)

Absolutely bonkers!

Carlisle declared,

eating foie gras haughtily

in just knickers.

Let’s make nonsense

obsolete, pronto!

Quirkiness? Ridiculous!

Simply terrible, unthinkable,

verily! …

...Who’s xenophobic?

You, zealot!